I got this in my e-mail the other day:


GREETINGS THIS IS INVITATION TO PLEASURE YOUR EARS AND SINK UR TEETH INTO OUR MUSIC, PERHAPS WE WILL FLOAT YOUR BOAT….
YOU KNOW THAT VOICE INSIDE UR HEAD THAT TELLS U TO PERSAFUCKINGVERE?
WELL THAT IS WHAT WE SOUND LIKE..
OUR BRUTALLY BEAUTIFUL & SINFULLY SEDUCTIVE CD “SHE WAS A SPICY SHE WOLF” IS ON SALE NOW ON OUR FRONT PAGE

I NEVER JUST ADD PEOPLE BUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS WELCOME HERE SO IF U FANCY , PLEASE ADD YOURSELF

HAVE A REVOLUTIONARY DAY
SIMARA ROSE OF STARLIT

Since I enjoy seeing moronic profiles, I decided to check out this one before adding them as friends, and noticed a big thing on there about how they were “100% Vegan”. So I replied…


Yummy koalas…

(Image courtesy of http://maddox.xmission.com, and I do own that shirt)

And they of course went ape shit sending me this:

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE GOING BALD..LISTEN, YOU IF YOUR DICK IS AS SMALL AS YOUR IQ..YOUR IN TROUBLE

They even had a friend send me this:

you are a washed up over the hill
less than crappy actor

Then they both blocked me so I couldn’t send a reply, but to all vegans in general- get over it, people were meant to eat meat. Meat is good for you, it doesn’t cause hair loss, and face it- it’s yummy. Oh, and for the record, my IQ is high enough to know where my caps lock key is, and to know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, unlike the terrible Vegan band. And to say I am a less than crappy actor, they may be right. But I don’t believe I am washed up and over the hill, since that would imply that I was a somebody at one point and no longer am- I am simply a never was, not a has been.