Well, I was dropping off a server last night, and some asshole smashed the driver’s side window on my car. I LOVE my car. Fucking prick. I’ll never know who it was, or why they did it. Nothing was stolen, but I’ll quote the great MC Ren to say what would happen if I ever were to know who it was. “I’ll put my foot in your ass so far you’ll be shitting size 10.” Asshole. I bet it was a republican Hummer driver just angry about getting 3 gallons per mile and having to spend $10,000,000 a year on gas.