Yet another reason to NOT go to India. I don’t know why anyone would go there- screw the Taj Majal, I’ll stick with other places I can visit and return without parasites.

“We’re not talking about retards here“- Uh, I beg to differ. The fact that these people don’t know this stuff is exactly why they should never have kids. I hate idiots.

OK, whether he’s back or not, it is good to see Andy Kaufman back in the limelight if only for a little while. I do doubt, however, whether Andy Kaufman would choose to run his own blog. Seems a bit out of character.

Now why didn’t I think of this? The whole sport just seems like a huge waste of resources, though.

$7000 on lapdances? This guy knows how to party. I want to hang out with him sometime just to see what goes on. I wonder if his bosses had any negative comments about this?

If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t ask for trouble! It’s not like it was a cow pie– but that would be more fun. I hope that principal does get smacked in the face with some feces someday. Or maybe get served a meal by Yan Can Cook’s evil twin.