In light of the impending debt crisis we’re facing in America, there is only one solution. It’s not congress raising the debt ceiling, it’s not cutting spending, it’s not raising taxes. It’s…an Americathon.

It just goes to show that all of our major problems are rooted in policies from the 70s and 80s, which caused our debt crisis, increased our dependency on foreign oil, and gave arms to the very terrorists we’re fighting today.