I’m about to head out to take my mom to the hospital for a mastectomy. Don’t worry, I’m confident she’s going to be OK. Thankfully, with Kaiser insurance, the cost for today’s surgery is $10. Yes, you read that right[…]
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May
29
2012
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May
27
2012
For example- say you’re at a baby shower and you see this sitting on top of a piano for decoration. Yes, that’s a mammy maraca sitting next to a plastic banana. Is it any wonder that of the 50+ persons[…]
May
22
2012
After trying it, I think it can be done. The trick would be to make sure your mouth is essentially filled with saliva to start, so let it build up before dumping it in. Then DON’T SWALLOW IT RIGHT AWAY[…]
May
22
2012
I’m an IDIOT
- LOCATED IN stupid people, twitter, Uncategorized
Sometimes, I agree to do stupid things. One of the stupidest I agreed to do was to try the cinnamon challenge when I got to 7500 followers on Twitter. It happened to coincide with me stopping by the set of[…]
May
9
2012
So Obama now supports gay marriage…
- LOCATED IN politics, Uncategorized
…big deal. As the great Winston Wolfe says in Pulp Fiction…well, just watch the video below and you’ll see what he has to say. He’s now on the right side of this debate, but let’s look at his history with[…]
April
5
2012
He Knew…and I Don’t Care
- LOCATED IN football, raiders, Uncategorized
In the wake of the Gregg Williams audio that came out today, I thought this quote was interesting, This is a brief excerpt from an interview new Raiders coach Dennis Allen (who was a defensive assistant with the Saints a[…]
April
4
2012
Sure, it’s all fine and good for answering a security question online, but when calling customer service, not so much.
March
31
2012
…allow me to explain what the hell it is I do with my Twitter feed. I really won’t blame you for a) wondering just what the hell it is I’m tweeting, or b) unfollowing because it is of little to[…]
March
30
2012
Now That’s the Power of E-commerce!
- LOCATED IN amazon, Uncategorized, videogames
I mean, in a traditional retail location, there’s no way such a deep discount could be given, right? And of course such a staggering discount deserves a special e-mail to alert me to this great deal. Well played Amazon, well played.
March
29
2012
By now, if you’re bothering to read this you should know that I won the 2012 Shorty Award for the #comedian category. It was a great excuse to visit New York City where I had a great time. In the[…]
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