The holiday season is upon us, so allow me to wish you a very happy:

  • Amaterasu
  • Beiwe
  • Brumalia
  • Chawmos
  • Christmas
  • Deygān
  • Dōngzhì
  • Festivus
  • Goru
  • Hanukkah
  • Hogmanay
  • Inti Raymi
  • Junkanoo
  • Karachun
  • Koleda
  • Lá an Dreoilín
  • Lenæa
  • Lohri
  • Lucia
  • Makara Sankranti
  • Maruaroa o Takurua
  • Meán Geimhridh
  • Midvinterblót
  • Midwinter
  • Modranicht
  • Mummer’s Day
  • Perchta
  • Rozhanitsa
  • Shab-e Chelleh
  • Sanghamitta
  • Saturnalia
  • Şewy Yelda
  • Sol Invictus
  • Soyal
  • We Tripantu
  • Yule
  • Zagmuk
  • Ziemassvētki

If I missed one that you celebrate, then get more mainstream. Nobody likes hipster holidays.