I’m watching Friday the 13th, Part V right now, and I just realized that Dudley from Diff’rent Strokes is in it. After getting molested in a bike shop by the boss from WKRP, being chased by Jason (well, not really Jason- just a guy pretending to be Jason)...

I don’t think it’s even possible for this moron to do anything right. It’s an inauguration, not a Dio concert. Oh, and go sign this petition. It’s really important that you do. Really. Just go now. Seriously. It needs to be done.

As if we needed yet another reason to think of W as a fucking asshole.

I have to think that no couple has ever continued dating after appearing on Fear Factor. It’s tough to make a relationship survive after subjecting your boyfriend to a face full of raw sewage.