Testifying today as a witness for the prosecution at the Michael Jackson trial- Louise “Weezy” Palanker. Someone I’ve met (although I’m sure she wouldn’t know me by name). Why bring this up? 1) it’s cool to say you’ve met someone that’s testifying at the Michael Jackson trial, and 2) it gives me a shot at coming up in searches when people type in “Michael Jackson trial witness Louise Palanker”. In fact, I’ll just mention Michael Jackson and Louise Palanker one more time for good measure.