That’s what you’ll hear cried all across the state of Alaska when chopping down the trees necessary to release Sarah Palin’s e-mails from her time as governor of Alaska. Because, you know, it’s not like these messages originated electronically, or were sent electronically, or are being stored electronically, so clearly they need to be printed on 24,199 sheets of paper.

What’s that? The “e” in “e-mail” stands for electronic? And you mean these messages were sent and are currently stored electronically? Well, I guess the state government of Alaska hasn’t heard of this newfangled technology called “DVD burners”, “flash drives”, or “websites”.
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Photo is a screen capture from Eminem’s video for We Made You, and the Facepalm comes from facepalm.com.