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OK, call me a perv if you must- but this chick is hot.

I just saw this comment in an article about Paris Hilton- “The 22-year-old socialite — best known as star of the Fox reality TV show “The Simple Life” — seeks $15 million in actual damages and another $15 million in[…]

Uh, shouldn’t this teach us all a very important lesson? If your kid is born with two heads, DON’T try and have one removed, let the kid grow up to be a circus sideshow performer and make a lot of[…]

Uh, what the hell is this? Any farmers out there care to let me know why this is needed?

OK, lots has happened since my last post. I went to China, took second place out of about 30 comics in the “Funniest New Comic in the Valley” contest, and I got married. OK, I didn’t get married- but the[…]

I did a show last night at the LAX Sheraton run by Jeffrey Steele. The audience had a bunch of Green Party members in it. I thought to myself, “This is cool- I’m in the Green Party, they’re in the[…]

I’m the proud owner of a Toyota Prius. I’ve been telling everyone about how it was named Motortrend car of the year. In fact, Anthony made me mention it every time I was on stage while hosting last Tuesday, which[…]

Yaaaaaaaaaay! I got my new car! I put 176 miles on it the first day- which at $1.65/gallon would have been $18.15 in gas with my Camaro at 16MPG, while with the Prius it is $5.48 at 53MPG- a savings[…]

I just saw this picture on ESPN.com– uhhh, I know football has homoerotic undertones, but this is ridiculous.

OK, a weird night at the Cock and Bull in Santa Monica (heh heh- I said “cock”). I did an OK set- I worked on standing still while telling my jokes. After Dixon Matthews pointed out to me that I[…]