by funnymatt | Jun 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
Only 4 more days until I go under the knife (and laser). Not that anyone cares, but this is my doctor. Not too shabby, eh? He did the same operation I’m getting to George Carlin back in the early 80s. So once I get my bionic ear, the HBO Specials can’t be...
by funnymatt | Jun 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m watching Monster right now, and it just struck me- how was it possible to make a movie with a scene where Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci make out and do it, and yet have it somehow not be hot?