by funnymatt | Jul 13, 2006 | Uncategorized
Go here: https://www.calendarlive.com/nightlife/382230,0,939701.eventYes, the LA Times actually published my name. No, I have no idea what they were thinking. But go to the show and see if you can figure it out.
by funnymatt | Mar 7, 2006 | Uncategorized
I got this in my e-mail the other day:GREETINGS THIS IS INVITATION TO PLEASURE YOUR EARS AND SINK UR TEETH INTO OUR MUSIC, PERHAPS WE WILL FLOAT YOUR BOAT….YOU KNOW THAT VOICE INSIDE UR HEAD THAT TELLS U TO PERSAFUCKINGVERE?WELL THAT IS WHAT WE SOUND LIKE..OUR...
by funnymatt | Jan 8, 2006 | Uncategorized
So Texas won the Rose Bowl. As a UCLA Football fan, I was pleased to see USC lose, but as a bona-fide Texas hater, I was disappointed to see Texas win the game. Vince Young did likely cost Matt Leinart about $10,000,000 with that touchdown run at the end of the game,...
by funnymatt | Dec 27, 2005 | Uncategorized
This is the result of an on-line quiz I just took…How evil are you?No surprises there.
by funnymatt | Nov 15, 2005 | Uncategorized
The lesson as always: Don’t go to a hospital in India.
