by funnymatt | Jun 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m watching Monster right now, and it just struck me- how was it possible to make a movie with a scene where Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci make out and do it, and yet have it somehow not be hot?
by funnymatt | May 26, 2005 | Uncategorized
Sally O’Malley: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sally O’Malley. I’m proud to say I’m fifty years old, I’m not one of those gals who likes to hide her age. And I like to kick! [ kicks ] Stretch! [ stretches ] And kick! [ kicks ] I’m...
by funnymatt | May 25, 2005 | Uncategorized
Can you beat my high score?
by funnymatt | May 16, 2005 | Uncategorized
My only thoughts on the runaway bride from Georgia, Jennifer Wilbanks…
by funnymatt | May 13, 2005 | Uncategorized
Someone asked me to answer some questions about doing comedy for a school project, so I thought I’d post the questions and answers here since I’m a narcissistic bastard. Oh, and before you send me an e-mail to tell me that no one cares, believe me, I...
