by funnymatt | Aug 30, 2004 | Uncategorized
Quick thought- I believe that pot pie goop is probably the finest non-bacon food item ever created. It’s fucking great. ’nuff said.
by funnymatt | Aug 25, 2004 | Uncategorized
I went to college with this guy and now I see he’s in an SBC commercial running during the Olympics. We always just used to say, “There goes Chip” when he came walking by because at that point his biggest role was in Kate and Allie. I can’t...
by funnymatt | Aug 22, 2004 | Uncategorized
Dave Taylor should work for the FBI. He asks you questions, and no matter what you say he infers the truth, regardless of whether you deny it or not. Simply amazing. We should station him at the airport, and I guarantee he’ll find any terrorists.
by funnymatt | Aug 16, 2004 | Uncategorized
I’m thankful for the prospects of public humiliation- that’s what keeps me from doing anything really stupid. Hey, why does our Volleyball team have a Japanese coach, and the Germans have a chinese coach? Kind of funny- like how Del Harris is coaching the...
by funnymatt | Aug 16, 2004 | Uncategorized
Who sings that song that starts off, “You make me come- you make me complete. You make me completely miserable.”? I’ve had it stuck in my head all weekend, but just that part, because I don’t remember any of the rest of it. Damn OCD. I often...
