by funnymatt | Oct 11, 2003 | Uncategorized
Not that anyone cares, but I shot a kickass game of darts last night- playing cricket I was done in 10 rounds (on my first dart of the 10th round). I averaged 3 scoring darts per round. That’s like the dart equivalent of a 250 game in bowling. I closed...
by funnymatt | Oct 10, 2003 | Uncategorized
“After the attack, Bryant made her kiss his penis, Winters said the woman told investigators.” Looks like Kobe is a shoe in to win the misogynist of the year award for 2003. He should have crumpled up a few dollars and thrown them at her too. I just saw a...
by funnymatt | Oct 9, 2003 | Uncategorized
I just saw this poor kid featured on Ripley’s Believe it or Not. That’s the most frightening thing I’ve seen in a long time. Last night there was a guy at the show who had an amazing talent- he’s some sort of idiot-savant where his talent is...
by funnymatt | Oct 8, 2003 | Uncategorized
Looks like California is now officially the laughingstock of the rest of the country. I really hope the puppet governor doesn’t let his staff fuck the state up any worse than it already is. Oh well, this election just ensured that the dems will win the state...
by funnymatt | Oct 7, 2003 | Uncategorized
My Istanbul transaction got all cleared up without me even having to file a fraudulent transaction report. 🙂 Now I just have to last a few more days with no ATM card. I *hate* buying gas with cash. There’s a new post on Maddox site- check it out. I bought the Oz...
