by matt | Jun 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
Only 4 more days until I go under the knife (and laser). Not that anyone cares, but this is my doctor. Not too shabby, eh? He did the same operation I’m getting to George Carlin back in the early 80s. So once I get my bionic ear, the HBO Specials can’t be...
by matt | Jun 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m watching Monster right now, and it just struck me- how was it possible to make a movie with a scene where Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci make out and do it, and yet have it somehow not be hot?
by matt | May 26, 2005 | Uncategorized
Sally O’Malley: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sally O’Malley. I’m proud to say I’m fifty years old, I’m not one of those gals who likes to hide her age. And I like to kick! [ kicks ] Stretch! [ stretches ] And kick! [ kicks ] I’m...
by matt | May 25, 2005 | Uncategorized
Can you beat my high score?
by matt | May 16, 2005 | Uncategorized
My only thoughts on the runaway bride from Georgia, Jennifer Wilbanks…
