by funnymatt | Mar 29, 2005 | Uncategorized
Most appropriately named person ever?
by funnymatt | Mar 25, 2005 | Uncategorized
That’s gotta hurt.
by funnymatt | Mar 25, 2005 | Uncategorized
I was thinking about people I admire- a brief list of the people I admire most (in no particular order):Howard SternRoger EbertVoltaireRichard FeynmanMichael MooreFDRBill ClintonDavid GaribaldiHugh HefnerAl DavisDoctor DreYu SuzukiShigeru MiyamotoJohn CarmackErrol...
by funnymatt | Mar 22, 2005 | Uncategorized
Testifying today as a witness for the prosecution at the Michael Jackson trial- Louise “Weezy” Palanker. Someone I’ve met (although I’m sure she wouldn’t know me by name). Why bring this up? 1) it’s cool to say you’ve met...
by funnymatt | Mar 16, 2005 | Uncategorized
I feel kind of like a loser when the only friends I have on MySpace after 2 months are the dude that runs the site, a chick I’m banging, and her friend. Why don’t I have any hot whores linked as friends?
by funnymatt | Mar 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
Updated score: Chimps 2, People 2. That’s why you don’t keep chimpanzees as pets. Stick with helper monkeys.
