by funnymatt | Sep 4, 2004 | Uncategorized
Well, I was dropping off a server last night, and some asshole smashed the driver’s side window on my car. I LOVE my car. Fucking prick. I’ll never know who it was, or why they did it. Nothing was stolen, but I’ll quote the great MC Ren to say what...
by funnymatt | Sep 3, 2004 | Uncategorized
My random celebrity sighting for last night. I’m sure many women would be far more impressed than I was.
by funnymatt | Aug 30, 2004 | Uncategorized
In honor of the Olympics coming to a close, go check out the official Carl Lewis website. Go to “Fun with Carl” and click on “Carl Sings”. Just do it. Go now. You can thank me later. And since I’m pointing out former athletes, go check...
by funnymatt | Aug 30, 2004 | Uncategorized
I had a good time at The Well last night in Covina. Eddie Jarvis always runs really fun rooms. I actually got heckled by the bar regular heckler, and I dealt with him really well. That’s the first time I’ve felt like I really used heckling as an addition...
by funnymatt | Aug 30, 2004 | Uncategorized
Quick thought- I believe that pot pie goop is probably the finest non-bacon food item ever created. It’s fucking great. ’nuff said.
by funnymatt | Aug 25, 2004 | Uncategorized
I went to college with this guy and now I see he’s in an SBC commercial running during the Olympics. We always just used to say, “There goes Chip” when he came walking by because at that point his biggest role was in Kate and Allie. I can’t...
