by funnymatt | Oct 16, 2003 | Uncategorized
Well, the Cubs choked, and they’re going to blame some fan who didn’t even do anything wrong. I just wonder which will be higher- damage (in millions) or deathtoll in the impending riot?
by funnymatt | Oct 14, 2003 | Uncategorized
Never go to Gambia. This is why the UK is our greatest ally. I wish that was going on here so I could go wave fish and chips at him, too.
by funnymatt | Oct 14, 2003 | Uncategorized
Well, Pedro Martinez throwing Don Zimmer to the ground was the highlight of my weekend. That, and I just got the new album from Static-X (Shadowzone). It’s really good- run out and get it now. Also, I’ve been listening to Dirty Deeds from AC/DC a lot...
by funnymatt | Oct 11, 2003 | Uncategorized
Not that anyone cares, but I shot a kickass game of darts last night- playing cricket I was done in 10 rounds (on my first dart of the 10th round). I averaged 3 scoring darts per round. That’s like the dart equivalent of a 250 game in bowling. I closed...
by funnymatt | Oct 10, 2003 | Uncategorized
“After the attack, Bryant made her kiss his penis, Winters said the woman told investigators.” Looks like Kobe is a shoe in to win the misogynist of the year award for 2003. He should have crumpled up a few dollars and thrown them at her too. I just saw a...
by funnymatt | Oct 9, 2003 | Uncategorized
I just saw this poor kid featured on Ripley’s Believe it or Not. That’s the most frightening thing I’ve seen in a long time. Last night there was a guy at the show who had an amazing talent- he’s some sort of idiot-savant where his talent is...
