Archive: April 2004

9 ways to become the biggest wuss on the planet.

For all LA comics- check out the name of the truck driver in this story.

I just got back from the fight at Staples– what a great fight. Vitali is now established as the best heavyweight in the world. Now I just turned on the movie “Notorious C.H.O.”, and I realize that Margaret Cho has[…]

This is why you don’t eat at small restaurants when visiting foreign countries.

Vince Neil got in trouble over this broad? She looks extremely mannish if you ask me. He’s a rock star- he can do better.

So, it’s a big deal that Princess Diana’s family is upset at CBS. Since I missed the TV show, I went looking for the car crash photos on the Internet. I found some strange sites, but none with the actual[…]

Looks like first lady material to me…

This is sad news. I used to aspire to be in this book- I still do in some ways. The only record I think I have a shot at breaking is the world’s longest paperclip chain.

Ever notice that there aren’t any good racial slurs for white people? I feel left out. I’m going to start my own. From now on, “mukluk” is what I’ll use to refer to whitey. It just sounds better than cracker[…]

Perhaps this is training we should provide our troops.