by funnymatt | Oct 21, 2003 | Uncategorized
“I win again! You are player number 9 to have chosen Pol Pot from Cambodia. I knew you were Pol Pot from Cambodia from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of...
by funnymatt | Oct 18, 2003 | Uncategorized
OK, the new Static-X DVD is even better than the CD it comes with. Outstanding. I can’t wait to see their next show. I got to do crowd warm-up work with Dante Thursday night on the film Sueno starring John Leguizamo and Elizabeth Pena. It was a lot of fun, and I...
by funnymatt | Oct 16, 2003 | Uncategorized
I choked, that’s the bottom line. That’s all I’ve got right now. -Kerry Wood. Uhhh, yeah, you did, but that goes along with being probably the most overrated young pitcher in baseball. Prior is the real deal- but Wood just walks too many people....
by funnymatt | Oct 16, 2003 | Uncategorized
Well, the Cubs choked, and they’re going to blame some fan who didn’t even do anything wrong. I just wonder which will be higher- damage (in millions) or deathtoll in the impending riot?
by funnymatt | Oct 14, 2003 | Uncategorized
Never go to Gambia. This is why the UK is our greatest ally. I wish that was going on here so I could go wave fish and chips at him, too.
