by funnymatt | Apr 22, 2004 | Uncategorized
So, it’s a big deal that Princess Diana’s family is upset at CBS. Since I missed the TV show, I went looking for the car crash photos on the Internet. I found some strange sites, but none with the actual pictures that were so upsetting. I’m...
by funnymatt | Apr 22, 2004 | Uncategorized
Looks like first lady material to me…
by funnymatt | Apr 21, 2004 | Uncategorized
This is sad news. I used to aspire to be in this book- I still do in some ways. The only record I think I have a shot at breaking is the world’s longest paperclip chain.
by funnymatt | Apr 20, 2004 | Uncategorized
Ever notice that there aren’t any good racial slurs for white people? I feel left out. I’m going to start my own. From now on, “mukluk” is what I’ll use to refer to whitey. It just sounds better than cracker or honkey. There’s a...
by funnymatt | Apr 20, 2004 | Uncategorized
Perhaps this is training we should provide our troops.
