Ugh. I may never swim again. The statistics in this story are just gross. 0.14 grams of feces? I’m going to go take a shower.

Oh, this was a piece of shit movie, but it has one of the funniest exchanges in history:

Logan 5: Let’s have sex.

Jessica 6: No.

Logan 5: Then why are you wasting my time here?

Check out the appropriate name for the county that this took place in.

How is he not in an asylum?

Gotta love minor leage baseball promotions.