I got this in my e-mail this morning:

Subject: i love matt walker

Body: my boyfriend is called matt walker and i love him, thought i’d let you knowhe likes carrots as well

Glad to see that there’s probably a 14 year old Matt Walker getting laid out there.

Oh, I went to Carl’s Jr. tonight. They had asign up saying, “Due to the Florida Hurricanes, some items may not include tomato”. California is the #1 agricultural state in the country. Can’t they use some CA tomatos?