I’d rather be sworn in with The Devil’s Dictionary.
Don’t mess with this guy. Those people that got messed up by chimps should have tried that.
OK- most of these are good quotes, but nothing from Pulp Fiction? Airplane? Blazing Saddles? Freaks? You couldn’t find a way to squeeze in any of these: “It’s the one that says bad motherfucker.” “I speak jive.” “Where are all the white women at?” “Gooble Gobble, One of Us?”