Funny story- my old roommate (and friend since Jr. High School) curently attends Fresno State University. I’ve known him for 20 years. He’s got a 22 year old girlfriend that goes to San Jose State. I was browsing their profiles, and I saw a number of obnoxiously sweet comments he had left on her profile. She has sent me messages on there, so she knows that I’m a comic and an old friend of his. So I added a comment that said, “Your boyfriend is gay. And I only say that because I’ve known him for 20 years.” Apparently, he gets a crying phone call and has to calm her down and explain that he is in fact NOT gay, and that it was just me joking around. The lesson, as always, what I say isn’t to be taken literally. He’s not gay, I’m just an asshole.