by funnymatt | Jun 6, 2011 | sarah palin, stupid people, Uncategorized
That’s what you’ll hear cried all across the state of Alaska when chopping down the trees necessary to release Sarah Palin’s e-mails from her time as governor of Alaska. Because, you know, it’s not like these messages originated electronically,...
by funnymatt | Jun 6, 2011 | apple, stock, Uncategorized
The people that are super excited about the IPO of Linked-In are probably the ones that have pumped up Apple stock to the point where it’s worth more than Microsoft and Intel combined. Never mind the fact that they generate far more revenue and have much larger...
by funnymatt | Jun 3, 2011 | movie review, Uncategorized, x-men: first class
I saw X-Men: First Class tonight, and for some reason all the discussions of mutant genes and the letter X reminded me of a series of books I loved when I was a teenager. They focused on a man named Spider Scott, who was an XYY “supermale”. The first book,...
by funnymatt | Jun 2, 2011 | stupid people, Uncategorized
If- or rather, when, something bad happens to this family at sea, it will not be a tragedy, and I really hope we don’t waste the time of our rescue crews and/or military. I predict a capsizing or two, perhaps a pirate attack, or at least some severe...
by funnymatt | Jun 2, 2011 | politics, tv, Uncategorized
How is Ben Shapiro complaining about the content of Sesame Street when he’s is among the gayest pundits I’ve ever seen on TV? Seriously, he makes George Takei look straight.This panel doesn’t seem to understand that the reason Hollywood puts out...
