They were right! First gays start getting married, and now monkeys are doing it. Monkey see homo, monkey do homo. Well, not *DO* homo, but see what this has caused? It’s a good time to be a monkey divorce lawyer, your business is about to boom!

What’s that? Monkey weddings are illegal in India? Well, it’s good to know that major problem has been solved. Maybe now they can get back to worrying about the hundreds of millions of people living in poverty, which are clearly far less important than regulating monkey weddings.