I snapped this photo while driving on the 605 yesterday:

That license plate reads “MGA ADZ“.
Mega AIDS?!? Really? If you have that, I don’t think you want to drive around advertising that fact to the entire world. You should only boast on your license plate if you can write “MGC ADZ“. That would be Magic AIDS, and judging by the state of Magic Johnson today that apparently makes you richer and healthier.