I decided to add every Matt (and Matthew) Walker I could find on Twitter, since we share the same name. We have some famous people that are also Matt Walkers, including an NHL player, a drummer that played with the Smashing Pumpkins and Filter, and a cricket player (cricketer? cricketeer?) that apparently does quite well for England. With my love of fame, numbers, and the Internet, here is how we rank in Twitter followers (as of 8/5/11):
- matthew_walker (7625)
- mattwalker275 (4421)
- iAm_eMeX (4209)
- mttwlkr (2368)
- MattWalkerAus (1991)
- funnymatt (1413)
- walkdesign (1292)
- hellomattwalker (1048)
- realmattwalker (1035)
- mashwalker (308)
- GhostDontWalk (305)
- mattcozart (294)
- rubbishmonkey (255)
- mattywlkr (236)
- mattwalkerx (234)
- MWers (233)
- matt_weezy (225)
- FRATbroven (215)
- mattdotwalker (196)
- CrudeMattWalk (196)
- matosowalker (178)
- TheMattWalker (162)
- utoxin (154)
- Tsunamidelta (152)
- matthewwalker28 (133)
- ylmatt (119)
- mwalker4407 (109)
- MattWalker7 (108)
- MowFunk (106)
- mcfwalker (93)
- MattWalker19 (88)
- teamspy1 (85)
- Mattiewalk (72)
- mjwalker (64)
- matthewdwalker (58)
- gypsyOtoko (58)
- mwBATTERY (52)
- Matt_Walker (35)
- 60ghia (8)
Average number of followers: 767.5128
Standard Deviation: 1508.329
I never took statistics, so I don’t know what the value of knowing the Standard Deviation is, but Excel spat it out, so there you go.
As the 6th most famous Matt Walker on Twitter, I implore you to get your friends to follow me- I’m almost 600 behind number 5, but I can take him out by the end of the year with your help! I know that someday I will be the most famous Matt Walker on Twitter, and you, dear readers, can make that happen. If you do, I’ll get Glickman to record a video with me where we do impressions of Beavis and Butthead watching a Big Time Rush video, and you know you want to see that.
That’s a Matthew Walker knot up there, allegedly one of the toughest knots to unravel.