Here’s a quick rant, so you should probably read this in an Andy Rooney voice. Though the persons at whom it is directed probably won’t know what an Andy Rooney voice sounds like, and I refuse to start it by saying, “Did you ever notice…” or “Did you ever wonder…”
If you’re under 30, stop it with the nostalgia on your Twitter and Facebook profiles. “Remember when you were a kid and Hannah Montana was the biggest star in the world?” “Where were you when the first Harry Potter movie came out?” “I remember watching King of the Hill every weekend!”
Newsflash, you are still a kid and that stuff all happened yesterday. Now shut up, so I can go be nostalgic and get excited over the fact they’re bringing back Beavis and Butthead.