The holiday season is upon us, so allow me to wish you a very happy:
- Amaterasu
- Beiwe
- Brumalia
- Chawmos
- Christmas
- Deygān
- Dōngzhì
- Festivus
- Goru
- Hanukkah
- Hogmanay
- Inti Raymi
- Junkanoo
- Karachun
- Koleda
- Lá an Dreoilín
- Lenæa
- Lohri
- Lucia
- Makara Sankranti
- Maruaroa o Takurua
- Meán Geimhridh
- Midvinterblót
- Midwinter
- Modranicht
- Mummer’s Day
- Perchta
- Rozhanitsa
- Shab-e Chelleh
- Sanghamitta
- Saturnalia
- Şewy Yelda
- Sol Invictus
- Soyal
- We Tripantu
- Yule
- Zagmuk
- Ziemassvētki
If I missed one that you celebrate, then get more mainstream. Nobody likes hipster holidays.