by funnymatt | Feb 22, 2005 | Uncategorized
Poor Toby
by funnymatt | Feb 20, 2005 | Uncategorized
What a tragic story. Why would a doctor perform this operation and deprive assholes like me the opportunity to gawk at this freak?
by funnymatt | Feb 14, 2005 | Uncategorized
So Tom Sizemore is in trouble again. The best part of the story is that he’s living in Whittier- maybe I’ll run into both him and Bridget the Midget someday.
by funnymatt | Feb 14, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’ve been playing in “FreeRoll” tournaments on Poker Champs, where they let anyone enter for free and put up small amounts of prize money, just to keep people interested in their site. I’ve probably played in 20 of these, and I finally won a...
by funnymatt | Feb 11, 2005 | Uncategorized
Scumbags. This is exactly why I don’t go to that crappy store. Sure, you can save a nickel on a gallon of milk or a pair of socks, but you lose all your self respect.
