Hey Kobe rules- I would never think to ask someone “Do you like it when a black motherfucker comes on your face?!” My hero.

I just got back from doing a set at The Well. Eddie Jarvis runs a fun room there. I did about 10 minutes, and I did do a half of a bit and one joke, so I failed in my attempt to do NO material, but 30-45 seconds worth out of 8-10 minutes ain’t all that bad....

Life is good- I got a call this morning from Spencer, asking me to open for him at a gig this Friday in Yorba Linda. Thanks Spencer! Just last Friday I shot the best game of darts ever- took only 6 rounds to close out Dante in a game of Cricket. I had an average of...

So, I have a sexy name. I always knew there was something about me the biatches liked.

OK, a big fan of comedy who’s a regular at the Canoga Bowl made a short film out of my Jamba Juice joke, so I put up a copy on the multimedia page. Check it out…