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by | Feb 7, 2004 | Uncategorized

Uh, shouldn’t this teach us all a very important lesson? If your kid is born with two heads, DON’T try and have one removed, let the kid grow up to be a circus sideshow performer and make a lot of money from people like me who will pay to see them. Two...

by | Jan 29, 2004 | Uncategorized

Uh, what the hell is this? Any farmers out there care to let me know why this is needed?

by | Jan 28, 2004 | Uncategorized

OK, lots has happened since my last post. I went to China, took second place out of about 30 comics in the “Funniest New Comic in the Valley” contest, and I got married. OK, I didn’t get married- but the rest of that stuff happened. Look for my China...

by | Dec 5, 2003 | Uncategorized

I did a show last night at the LAX Sheraton run by Jeffrey Steele. The audience had a bunch of Green Party members in it. I thought to myself, “This is cool- I’m in the Green Party, they’re in the Green Party- maybe they’ll like me.”...

by | Nov 30, 2003 | Uncategorized

I’m the proud owner of a Toyota Prius. I’ve been telling everyone about how it was named Motortrend car of the year. In fact, Anthony made me mention it every time I was on stage while hosting last Tuesday, which I was more than happy to do. I’m such...