by matt | Feb 11, 2005 | Uncategorized
Scumbags. This is exactly why I don’t go to that crappy store. Sure, you can save a nickel on a gallon of milk or a pair of socks, but you lose all your self respect.
by matt | Feb 9, 2005 | Uncategorized
Ahh, a mermaid baby. That’s pretty cool. They should leave her like that so we can find out if she will be a kickass swimmer and break Mark Spitz’s swimming gold medal record. They can put her on tour and charge people like me around $5 a head to just go...
by matt | Feb 1, 2005 | Uncategorized
Looks like I have a big fan. Glad to see people appreciate my comedy.
by matt | Jan 26, 2005 | Uncategorized
Hey, here’s the video of the racist weatherman.
by matt | Jan 22, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m watching Friday the 13th, Part V right now, and I just realized that Dudley from Diff’rent Strokes is in it. After getting molested in a bike shop by the boss from WKRP, being chased by Jason (well, not really Jason- just a guy pretending to be Jason)...
