I don’t think it’s even possible for this moron to do anything right. It’s an inauguration, not a Dio concert. Oh, and go sign this petition. It’s really important that you do. Really. Just go now. Seriously. It needs to be done.

As if we needed yet another reason to think of W as a fucking asshole.

I have to think that no couple has ever continued dating after appearing on Fear Factor. It’s tough to make a relationship survive after subjecting your boyfriend to a face full of raw sewage.

This guy should speak at every career day in the country. There’s nothing wrong with his advice.