Hey, what’s this bullshit? Is someone out there trying to steal my identity? That kid is too fat and doesn’t have orange hair, so it ain’t gonna work. This guy just looks like a retard.

I know there are people out there reading this- it’s time for you to speak up and let me know by commenting on the following:

OK, I’m a geek with my car- but this guy puts me to shame.

OK- this story isn’t funny at all, but this headline has to be the worst ever:Pa. Man’s Beheading in Iraq Upsets FamilyWMAR (ABC2), MD – 1 hour ago… in Iraq cried Tuesday when they learned details of his videotaped death. A video posted Tuesday...