by matt | Nov 30, 2003 | Uncategorized
I’m the proud owner of a Toyota Prius. I’ve been telling everyone about how it was named Motortrend car of the year. In fact, Anthony made me mention it every time I was on stage while hosting last Tuesday, which I was more than happy to do. I’m such...
by matt | Nov 20, 2003 | Uncategorized
Yaaaaaaaaaay! I got my new car! I put 176 miles on it the first day- which at $1.65/gallon would have been $18.15 in gas with my Camaro at 16MPG, while with the Prius it is $5.48 at 53MPG- a savings of $12.67. This rocks. I don’t drive that much every day, but...
by matt | Nov 17, 2003 | Uncategorized
I just saw this picture on ESPN.com- uhhh, I know football has homoerotic undertones, but this is ridiculous.
by matt | Nov 17, 2003 | Uncategorized
OK, a weird night at the Cock and Bull in Santa Monica (heh heh- I said “cock”). I did an OK set- I worked on standing still while telling my jokes. After Dixon Matthews pointed out to me that I walk around strangely while I’m doing my material, I...
by matt | Nov 10, 2003 | Uncategorized
Hey, it’s been a while, but I’m back. I was in Pittsburgh for the weekend, and got to freeze my ass off at Heinz Field watching the Pitt Panthers beat the Virginia Tech Hokies. What the hell is a Hokie, anyways? They changed the PA license plates- they now...
