by funnymatt | Jul 13, 2006 | Uncategorized
Go here: https://www.calendarlive.com/nightlife/382230,0,939701.eventYes, the LA Times actually published my name. No, I have no idea what they were thinking. But go to the show and see if you can figure it out.
by funnymatt | Mar 7, 2006 | Uncategorized
I got this in my e-mail the other day:GREETINGS THIS IS INVITATION TO PLEASURE YOUR EARS AND SINK UR TEETH INTO OUR MUSIC, PERHAPS WE WILL FLOAT YOUR BOAT….YOU KNOW THAT VOICE INSIDE UR HEAD THAT TELLS U TO PERSAFUCKINGVERE?WELL THAT IS WHAT WE SOUND LIKE..OUR...
by funnymatt | Jan 8, 2006 | Uncategorized
So Texas won the Rose Bowl. As a UCLA Football fan, I was pleased to see USC lose, but as a bona-fide Texas hater, I was disappointed to see Texas win the game. Vince Young did likely cost Matt Leinart about $10,000,000 with that touchdown run at the end of the game,...
by funnymatt | Dec 27, 2005 | Uncategorized
This is the result of an on-line quiz I just took…How evil are you?No surprises there.
by funnymatt | Nov 15, 2005 | Uncategorized
The lesson as always: Don’t go to a hospital in India.
by funnymatt | Nov 10, 2005 | Uncategorized
Well, one of my oldest friends got engaged on his birthday this past August, and last night he asked me to be his best man at the wedding on Sept. 2, 2006. I personally think he’s just trying to take advantage of my knowledge of places such as Little Darlings,...