by funnymatt | Aug 22, 2004 | Uncategorized
Dave Taylor should work for the FBI. He asks you questions, and no matter what you say he infers the truth, regardless of whether you deny it or not. Simply amazing. We should station him at the airport, and I guarantee he’ll find any terrorists.
by funnymatt | Aug 16, 2004 | Uncategorized
I’m thankful for the prospects of public humiliation- that’s what keeps me from doing anything really stupid. Hey, why does our Volleyball team have a Japanese coach, and the Germans have a chinese coach? Kind of funny- like how Del Harris is coaching the...
by funnymatt | Aug 16, 2004 | Uncategorized
Who sings that song that starts off, “You make me come- you make me complete. You make me completely miserable.”? I’ve had it stuck in my head all weekend, but just that part, because I don’t remember any of the rest of it. Damn OCD. I often...
by funnymatt | Aug 6, 2004 | Uncategorized
This stuff never stops being funny.
by funnymatt | Aug 5, 2004 | Uncategorized
Ever feel like you’re the last to know something and then you feel like you have egg on your face when you realize what’s really going on? Yeah, me too. CENSORED At least I’m going to save some money in gas now, but with my car that’s really...
by funnymatt | Aug 1, 2004 | Uncategorized
Don’t take his license away- give him a medal. We’ve all wanted to do that to someone.
