by funnymatt | May 27, 2012 | racist, Uncategorized
For example- say you’re at a baby shower and you see this sitting on top of a piano for decoration.Yes, that’s a mammy maraca sitting next to a plastic banana. Is it any wonder that of the 50+ persons that were there, only one was sort of brown? And he...
by funnymatt | May 22, 2012 | cinnabon, Uncategorized
After trying it, I think it can be done. The trick would be to make sure your mouth is essentially filled with saliva to start, so let it build up before dumping it in. Then DON’T SWALLOW IT RIGHT AWAY. The failure comes when you try to swallow dry cinnamon, and...
by funnymatt | May 22, 2012 | stupid people, twitter, Uncategorized
Sometimes, I agree to do stupid things. One of the stupidest I agreed to do was to try the cinnamon challenge when I got to 7500 followers on Twitter. It happened to coincide with me stopping by the set of Big Time Rush to visit Stephen Glickman the other day, and...
by funnymatt | May 9, 2012 | politics, Uncategorized
…big deal. As the great Winston Wolfe says in Pulp Fiction…well, just watch the video below and you’ll see what he has to say.He’s now on the right side of this debate, but let’s look at his history with the issue.In October 2004, Obama...
by funnymatt | Apr 5, 2012 | football, raiders, Uncategorized
In the wake of the Gregg Williams audio that came out today, I thought this quote was interesting, This is a brief excerpt from an interview new Raiders coach Dennis Allen (who was a defensive assistant with the Saints a couple years ago) gave:Q: With the ongoing...
by funnymatt | Apr 4, 2012 | advice, customer service, smartass, stupid people, Uncategorized
Sure, it’s all fine and good for answering a security question online, but when calling customer service, not so much.