I just went to Norm’s since it’s late and I was hungry. Right after they seated me, some woman started screaming at the waitress and they had to call the cops to escort her out. I guess she had been[…]
Archive: October 2004
Damn- don’t mess with this teacher. She doesn’t play well with others.
Hey Kobe rules- I would never think to ask someone “Do you like it when a black motherfucker comes on your face?!” My hero.
I just got back from doing a set at The Well. Eddie Jarvis runs a fun room there. I did about 10 minutes, and I did do a half of a bit and one joke, so I failed in my[…]
Life is good- I got a call this morning from Spencer, asking me to open for him at a gig this Friday in Yorba Linda. Thanks Spencer! Just last Friday I shot the best game of darts ever- took only[…]
So, I have a sexy name. I always knew there was something about me the biatches liked.
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