by funnymatt | Jul 8, 2011 | monkey, Uncategorized
They were right! First gays start getting married, and now monkeys are doing it. Monkey see homo, monkey do homo. Well, not *DO* homo, but see what this has caused? It’s a good time to be a monkey divorce lawyer, your business is about to boom!What’s that?...
by funnymatt | Jul 8, 2011 | movie review, troll hunter, Uncategorized
Trooooolllllllllllll! That’s the most memorable line from one of the best movies I’ve seen all year. Troll Hunter, or Trolljegeren in the original Norweigan, is a fun flick from the first frame to the last. It uses the Blair Witch formula, where students...
by funnymatt | Jul 6, 2011 | athletes, ifoce, kobayashi, major league eating, Uncategorized
This is a message that I sent to ESPN earlier today, which I’m sure has been deleted without being read, but it’s important to me, and I hope you all agree with the sentiment I express:Dear ESPN:If you’re going to televise a competitive eating...
by funnymatt | Jul 5, 2011 | shows, Uncategorized
I just got added to the lineup for tonight’s 10 PM show at the Irvine Improv. Come on down!Here’s the address in case you’re too lazy to look it up yourself:71 Fortune Dr.Irvine, CA 91618
by funnymatt | Jul 4, 2011 | ifoce, kobayashi, major league eating, mle, sports, Uncategorized
Labor strife is rampant in the sports world these days. The NFL is in the midst of a lock out (that ultimately may turn out to not affect the season at all), the NBA just started a lockout that will likely cause the season to be delayed by at least a few months, if...
