by funnymatt | Sep 24, 2012 | athletes, sports, Uncategorized
I often refer to football players and other professional athletes as idiots. Just listen to interviews of athletes talking about, well, anything and you’ll see that I’m almost always right about that. Just look at the former players that comment on their...
by funnymatt | Aug 8, 2011 | athletes, competitive eating, ifoce, sports, Takeru Kobayashi, Uncategorized
Babe Ruth. OJ Simpson. Jesse Owens. Takeru Kobayashi. Michael Spitz. All of these are great athletes, but one is not like the others. OJ Simpson, he’s locked up. Each of these athletes had a period of dominance that was unparalleled in their sport, and became an...
by funnymatt | Jul 6, 2011 | athletes, ifoce, kobayashi, major league eating, Uncategorized
This is a message that I sent to ESPN earlier today, which I’m sure has been deleted without being read, but it’s important to me, and I hope you all agree with the sentiment I express:Dear ESPN:If you’re going to televise a competitive eating...
by funnymatt | May 23, 2011 | athletes, lance armstrong, Uncategorized
No one can possibly be surprised by this anymore- from MSNBC:Lance Armstrong’s former teammate, Tyler Hamilton, says Armstrong and other team leaders encouraged, promoted and took part in a doping program in an effort to win the Tour de France in 1999 and...
