by funnymatt | Jan 29, 2012 | matty awards, movie review, Uncategorized
Welcome back to the Matty Awards, honoring excellence and crapitude in the world of film. If you haven’t read Parts 1 and 2, go read them and you can find out the eligibility requirements and see who won Hottest Chick and Guy I Most Want to Punch in the Face....
by funnymatt | Jan 28, 2012 | matty awards, movie review, Uncategorized
Welcome back to the 1st Annual Matty Awards! If you missed Part 1, you can read that here. If you’re curious about eligibility requirements for these awards, the click that link to go read Part 1. Or this one. Just go read Part 1, OK?Now, without further ado,...
by funnymatt | Jan 26, 2012 | matty awards, movie review, Uncategorized
2011 was a good year for movies. Sure, attendance at theaters was down, but I saw more movies in 2011 than I’ve ever seen before. I wrote reviews of many of them on my website, which was largely because I like writing mean things about celebrities I find...
by funnymatt | Jan 24, 2012 | comedians, shorty awards, stand-up, Uncategorized
While discussing the Shorty Awards yesterday on their Sirius/XM show, Opie & Anthony brought up the comedian category and Jim Norton, who is a frequent contributor to their show. My name came up, and they have no idea who I am, which is understandable, because...
by funnymatt | Jan 20, 2012 | movie review, Uncategorized, underworld
That’s probably what they should have called it, since I almost fell asleep a few times watching this muddy mess of a movie. (Yes, I like alliteration- deal with it). Things that were bad: the story, dialog, special effects, and 3D effects. Things that were...