by funnymatt | May 5, 2016 | politics, Uncategorized, vote
Hi! There aren’t many of you, but you do exist. I’m sure you were looking forward to finally getting to vote in a presidential primary that wasn’t already decided. As citizens of the most populous and most important state in the country, we really...
by funnymatt | Mar 5, 2016 | commercial, Uncategorized
Watch this. Now watch this. I have so many questions: Which one came first? Was there a meeting where someone said, “Hey, we have a white version, why don’t we make a black version?” How much of the animation did they keep from one to the other, and...
by funnymatt | Jun 14, 2015 | hollywood, music, N.W.A, Uncategorized
I’m overly excited about the N.W.A movie, Straight Outta Compton, which comes out in August, since I’m a big fan of the group. I am a little disheartened at the marketing for the film, where they seem to forget that MC Ren and DJ Yella were an important...
by funnymatt | Jun 9, 2015 | comedians, country, japan, stand-up, Uncategorized
My album, H8R, has been out for a little over a year, and the comedy special has been up on Amazon prime for about 6 months. I was curious about where the people were that have listened/watched, so I pulled the numbers from my distributors and found that people have...
by funnymatt | May 27, 2015 | sports, Uncategorized
As everyone knows, FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) is corrupt and has had numerous scandals. Their shenanigans have been going on for decades, and I’ll now tell you about the time my father was involved in what nearly became an...
