I’d rather be sworn in with The Devil’s Dictionary.Don’t mess with this guy. Those people that got messed up by chimps should have tried that.OK- most of these are good quotes, but nothing from Pulp Fiction? Airplane? Blazing Saddles? Freaks? You...

Well, since AOL is deciding to reject a message I was sending to one of their users, I’m just going to post the links here that I wanted him to...

Only 4 more days until I go under the knife (and laser). Not that anyone cares, but this is my doctor. Not too shabby, eh? He did the same operation I’m getting to George Carlin back in the early 80s. So once I get my bionic ear, the HBO Specials can’t be...