by funnymatt | May 31, 2011 | midnight in paris, movie review, Uncategorized
Because if you do, you should tell Owen Wilson. It’s disturbing to stare at his crooked schnoz blown up to 5 feet on a movie screen for an hour and a half.This is a review (of sorts) of Midnight in Paris, the new film from Woody Allen. I guess he stopped banging...
by funnymatt | May 11, 2011 | movie review, natalie portman, thor, Uncategorized
I’m convinced that Natalie Portman either cannot read, or refuses to do so, since it seems that instead of reading scripts, she’ll take any movie she’s offered these days. If I wasn’t a Star Wars fanboy, I’d say that the last good movie...
by funnymatt | Apr 20, 2011 | movie review, scre4m, Uncategorized
Bruce Dickinson really loves to yell “Scream for me” when on stage, and since Eddie is a horror staple, it’s practically kismet that it fits as the title for a movie review. I’ll make this review pretty simple- if you like horror movies, go see...
by funnymatt | Apr 11, 2011 | hanna, movie review, Uncategorized
I’ve seen the trailer for Hanna many times, and I was worried that it would be the kind of movie where they have a cool concept, they show you a bunch of cool stuff in the trailer, and then you see the movie and realize that everything good in it was in the...
by funnymatt | Apr 1, 2011 | hall pass, movie review, Uncategorized
There’s Something About Mary was a great movie- I remember seeing it in the theater and laughing so hard that I disturbed those around me. Kingpin is another great film, which has one of Bill Murray’s best performances. I don’t think I’m going...
by funnymatt | Mar 22, 2011 | movie review, paul, simon pegg, Uncategorized
Yes, I’m saying it- Paul was the 3rd most talented Beatle. The proper ranking is:1) George2) John3) Paul4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 – 1,385,342) Random people that have played Beatles Rock Band1,385,343) RingoUnless it’s ranking them at playing a conductor,...
