by funnymatt | Dec 12, 2011 | holidays, Uncategorized
The holiday season is upon us, so allow me to wish you a very happy: AmaterasuBeiweBrumaliaChawmosChristmasDeygānDōngzhìFestivusGoruHanukkahHogmanayInti RaymiJunkanooKarachunKoledaLá an DreoilínLenæaLohriLuciaMakara SankrantiMaruaroa o TakuruaMeán...
by funnymatt | Dec 8, 2011 | stand-up, Uncategorized
I snagged this lightbox poster after my gig tonight. I was just walking by when they were changing it, I didn’t seek it out and put a lot of effort into getting it. So I slapped it up on my bedroom door when I got home. (Yes, I keep a flying screaming monkey on...
by funnymatt | Nov 30, 2011 | espn, molestation, Uncategorized
ESPN has had conflicts of interest for many years (i.e. the Craig James/Mike Leach incident). Their cover up of the Syracuse University molestation allegations is truly disgusting. In 2003, they had a taped phone call that has a woman admitting to...
by funnymatt | Nov 8, 2011 | joe paterno, penn state, sports, Uncategorized
I’ve long despised Joe Paterno, with his non-coaching of the team he’s paid by the state of Pennsylvania to coach, and the fact that he ended the rivalry with Pitt by refusing to play them in the late 80s. But covering up child abuse by his good...
by funnymatt | Oct 30, 2011 | football, Uncategorized
I made my picks, but haven’t had time to copy them over to my blog. You’ll just have to trust me this week, I should have them posted before the afternoon games.
by funnymatt | Oct 29, 2011 | human centipede 2, movie review, Uncategorized
The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence is the sickest, crudest, most perverted, vile, disgusting thing ever pressed to DVD. And that’s truly the greatest compliment I can pay this movie. However disturbing you imagine it to be, it’s worse. Far, far, far...